youmaycallmereinette:

littlepurpleshark:

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[Text - Reinette]: And do u kno what the bee said? the bee said, let there be popsicles

[Text - Reinette]: but then the popsicles said, let there be bees

[Text - Reinette and now cuz of that everyone died

Text~ Eleanor: Wait, popsicles?

Text~ Eleanor: El, how much have you drunk?

Text~ Eleanor: So, now the world is overrun by popsicles and bees?

Text~ Eleanor: Where are you?

[Text - Reinette]: u mean u dont worship the popsicles

[Text - Reinette]: god fuck reinette i trusted you

[Text - Reinette]: